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<i>♪ See my fit, it’s a fit
Yeah, I’m fit, take a flick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ See my fit, it’s a fit, it’s a fit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, I’m fresh as fly as nobody
In this room here gon’ try it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ See my fit, it’s a fit
Yeah, I’m fit, take a flick ♪</i>

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<i>♪ See my fit, it’s a fit, it’s a fit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Looking like a million bucks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everybody tryna buy my style for what ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don’t really know
Why you gassin’ her up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When her fur is a faux
And she don’t even know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who’s gonna stop me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who’s gonna stop me? Copy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Huh? Who’s gonna stop me?</i>

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<i>♪ Who’s gonna stop me?
Watch me flex on ’em ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who’s gonna stop me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who’s gonna stop me? Copy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Huh? Who’s gonna stop me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who’s gonna stop me?
Watch me flex on ’em ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, see my fit, it’s a fit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, I’m fit, take a flick
See my fit, it’s a fit, it’s a fit ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, I’m fresh as fly as nobody-- ♪</i>

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Oliver! What are you doing?

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- <b>OLIVER:</b> Uh... nothin', babe.
- I'm so sorry.

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I am so sorry for getting
in the background of your amazing video.

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Did I ruin it?

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I don't know.

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Oliver, do you think her fit,
shapely body ruined the video?

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- This feels like a trap.
- It is.

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Okay. Now that you guys are all done
with that nonsense,

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I think it's time you kids head home.

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I need Devi here to weed the garden.

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The rotting tomatoes are attracting rats.

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But that was Dad's garden.
Why do I have to take care of it now?

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Oh, I could do it,

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if you don't mind taking over
my dermatology practice.

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Then we'd both have an equal job.

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Fine, but can I have five minutes
of privacy with my friends please?

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Three minutes.

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And the boy must leave now.

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Uh, c-- can I take the rest of my soda
with me?

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Take your Dew and go.

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- I'll see you later, <i>mi amor.</i>
- Okay.

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- <b><font color=
- Only two so far.

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One from Eleanor's dad and another from...

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Eleanor's dad's dental practice.

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Makes sense.
He's trying to get on my good side,

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so I'll be nicer to my stepmom.

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Not gonna happen, Sharon.
You're basic.

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What about Paxton? He must've liked it.

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No, not yet.

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<b>McENROE:</b> <i>The truth is, Paxton and Devi</i>
<i>were kind of nothing at the moment.</i>

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If we're cool now,
should we meet up in your garage tomorrow?

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Actually, I don't think
that's a good idea anymore.

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It just got weird, you know?

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<b>McENROE:</b> <i>That's why she wanted to post</i>
<i>this thirst trap in the first place...</i>

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<i>so Paxton would like it,
and maybe like her.</i>

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Wait. I don't see you guys talk
that much at school.

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Is he just using you as a sexy sidepiece
and ignoring you in public?

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That's disgusting.

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Right, the sex.

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No. Our relationship is rock solid.
Don't sweat it.

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Has he introduced you to his friends?

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- No, but...
- That tool!

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- He's ashamed of you.
- I don't know if you'd call it ashamed.

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Oh, believe me. He's ashamed.

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That's why I hate all men.

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Well, except for your boyfriend,
Alex Gomez.

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<b>[STAMMERS]</b>
Yeah, no. Alex Gomez.

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I love that little guy.
He's so important to me.

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Devi, if Paxton doesn't acknowledge you,
I swear to you, I will wreck him.

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I took three semesters in stage combat.

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<b>[FORCEFULLY EXHALES]</b>

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<b>NALINI:</b> Your three minutes are up!

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<b>[SIGHS]</b>
Bye, guys.

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<i>♪ I'll never let you go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll never let you go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll never let you go... ♪</i>

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<b>[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

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- Devi, do you know what this is?
- A tomato.

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Nope. It is the best tomato
in all the world,

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because we grew it here.

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It is the literal fruit
of our patience and hard work.

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Then why do the other ones look so bad?

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They have bugs in them.
I need to buy some spray.

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<b>MOHAN:</b> Come. Let's go inside
and show this to your mom.

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<b>DEVI:</b> Mom, Mom, guess what we found?

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<b>[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]</b>

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What if Anne Frank had an iPhone?

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What if Winston Churchill had Wi-Fi?

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This week, we're gonna break up
into groups to pitch app ideas

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that could've been used to mitigate
the atrocities of the second World War.

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-<b>[CLASS GROANS]</b>
- <b>BEN:</b> Just for one day, can we learn

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something
that'll be on the future AP tests?

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Come on. I worked really hard

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to find a lesson that was
outside the box for you guys.

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Whatever. Just break up
into groups of three.

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You want to be in my group?

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<b><font color=
<i>her sexy dance video and changed his mind?</i>

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Uh, yeah, sure.
I could make that work.

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-Cool. I'll be in your group too.
- <b>PAXTON:</b> Cool.

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<b>MR. SHAPIRO:</b> Okay. Who doesn't have a group yet?

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Ben could be in our group.

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<b>BEN:</b> I prefer to work alone.

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I don't want anyone diluting
the quality of my project.

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Actually, it looks like
we're gonna have to have one foursome.

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So how about both Ben and Eve,
why don't you go join Eleanor and Fabiola?

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Presentations are due on Monday.

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We could meet at my house.

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I got a shitload of Uncrustables
in the freezer.

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Nice.

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Wait. So who are you?

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This is Devi. She's cool.

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And she's good at this stuff,
so it's like a guaranteed A.

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-That's why I asked her.
- <b>TRENT:</b> Sweet.

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<b><font color=

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- <b>[SIGHS]</b>
- <b>MAN:</b> See you guys later.

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Steve.

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-Hi.
- Hi, Kamala.

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You know, I was just
at The Cheesecake Factory for lunch.

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Ordered our usual.

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Loaded baked potato tots, hold the bacon?

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Yeah.

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Couldn't finish it though.

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I've been such a mess about our breakup.

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Well, that, and also,
the portions are insane.

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I saw someone eating pasta
out of a bucket.

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I know. I think about you, too.

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I saw a couple riding a tandem bike.

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It made me think of how you don't know
how to ride a bike.

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Yeah.

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<b>[SIGHS]</b>
Okay. Goodbye.

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<b>[SIGHS]</b>
Wait, Kamala, this is crazy.

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Your parents can't force you
to marry this guy.

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They're not forcing me.

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I have a choice...

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between my family and a life of shame

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that will disgrace me
and my descendants for generations.

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That's bullshit.

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Maybe it is,
but I can't betray my family.

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I'm sorry.

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You'll have to take someone else
to the 21 Pilots concert

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at the Honda Center.

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<b>[STAMMERS]</b>
Let me just say this.

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I can't believe that a woman
who was brave enough

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to travel halfway around the world
to pursue her dreams

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would allow anyone to dictate
who she can be with.

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<b>[EXHALES SHARPLY]</b>

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<b>[VIDEO GAME CHATTER]</b>

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So, Devi, what a pretty name.

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You know, the woman
who threads my eyebrows is Indian.

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Do you know her?

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I don't know. What's her name?

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I'm not sure. I want to say...

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Pragupshmala?

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Hey. Sorry I'm late.

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Paxton!

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Oh, my goodness. All of that swimming
has given you some muscles.

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If your prom date cancels on you,
you know where to find me.

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<b>[WHISPERS]</b>
At the nearest wine bar.

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<b>[CHUCKLES]</b> Thanks.
I'm not too worried though.

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I've been going to prom
since seventh grade.

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<b>[SOFTLY]</b> Hmm, bet you could
pick me up and throw me.

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Mom, get out!
We need to do our project.

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So... should we start
brainstorming some ideas?

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Mm, yeah. I got a really good idea.

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What if there's an app
that turns your phone into a gun?

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Then you can kill the Nazis with your gun.
Bam. War is over.

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So, like, how would your app
turn your phone into a gun?

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Same way Transformers work.
You just push a button, and it does it.

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- Okay. Good idea, Trent.
- Thank you.

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Since we are brainstorming,
I actually have some ideas, too.

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Awesome. Let's see what you got, Lil' D.

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<b>McENROE:</b> <i>Holy shit!</i>
<i>Did Paxton H-Y just give her a nickname?</i>

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<i>You don't do that</i>

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<i>unless you plan on referring
to that person a ton in the future.</i>

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Speaking of D's, did you see Zoe's Insta?

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She posted a Boomerang
of her doing jumping jacks.

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- Shut up.
- Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Dude, let me see.

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Wow.

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<b>TRENT:</b> That bouncing's mad hypnotic, yo.

182
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We're redoing my acrylic gels.

183
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I prefer a round square, and maybe
a tasteful ombre in neutral pinks.

184
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Fab, what would you like?

185
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Um...

186
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Clear nail polish, please.

187
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Oh, come on.
Try some fun nail art.

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I saw a girl who had ice-cream cones
with sassy faces.

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Uh, all right.
Can I get little computers?

190
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No. That's ugly.

191
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<b>[SIGHS]</b> Try something girly,
like a flower or a cute bird.

192
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What's your favorite bird?

193
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Um...

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I guess a chicken?

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<b>[WOMAN SIGHS]</b>

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Okay. So how's that group project coming?

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It's fine.

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Eleanor and I got stuck
with this annoying kid, Ben,

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and this other girl, Eve.

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Uh-oh.

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Sounds like someone has a crush.

202
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What? No, I don't have a crush.

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<b>McENROE:</b> <i>As a scientist, Fabiola was used</i>
<i>to a clear-cut, data-driven life.</i>

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<b><font color=

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And hello to you, Gears Brosnan.

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<i>Which is why she was struggling
with these new complicated emotions.</i>

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Oh, yeah? I mean,
any time I liked a boy in high school,

208
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I always called him annoying.

209
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Ew.

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I don't have a crush on Ben.

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He gets out of gym,
because he has a personal trainer.

212
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Okay. Then which of the boys
in your class do you like?

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<b>[SCOFFS]</b>
No one.

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I guess I technically have a boyfriend
named Alex Gomez.

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What? Oh, my God, Fab!

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- <b>[CHUCKLES]</b>
- I'm so happy.

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I've been dying for you
to have a boyfriend.

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Boyfriends are what high school
is all about.

219
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Wait. He is human, right?
He's not a robot?

220
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<b>[WHISPERS]</b>
He's human.

221
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<b>[WHISPERS]</b>
Yes.

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<b>[SIGHS]</b>

223
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What would you like to watch, Devi?

224
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I found a Bollywood movie about a princess
who falls for a lowly street sweeper.

225
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It's only seven hours long.

226
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No, man. We're watching <i>Riverdale.</i>

227
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,056
Buckle up for some steamy teen romance.

228
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:01,933
<b>[SWALLOWS]</b>

229
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,145
These are high schoolers?

230
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,773
And their parents are okay with them
taking showers together in their homes?

231
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,027
Yeah, Kamala.
Welcome to American teen soaps.

232
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,362
The actors are also older than Mom.

233
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,117
Can I ask you a question?

234
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200
Hmm.

235
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,871
What does it mean if a guy
is suddenly really nice to you?

236
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,333
Like, he chooses you for a group project,
and he gives you a nickname.

237
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,668
Sure the nickname is weirdly masculine,

238
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,379
but does it mean he wants
to be your boyfriend?

239
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:34,342
<b>[EXHALES]</b> Why are you asking me?
I don't know anything about boyfriends.

240
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,218
Did someone say
that I know about boyfriends?

241
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,220
I don't know who else to ask.

242
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,556
Mom married Dad.
She never dated anyone.

243
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,474
Nor will I.

244
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,517
My first boyfriend will be my husband,

245
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,019
so I'm the wrong person to ask.

246
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,312
- <b>[EATS POPCORN]</b>
- Fine.

247
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,314
Sorry I brought it up.

248
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,982
I'm gonna get a drink.

249
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,196
<b>KAMALA:</b> Wait.
Is this also a murder mystery?

250
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:56,781
What is this show?

251
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:00,825
<b>DEVI:</b> Oh, my God!

252
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,539
Scram! Get out of my dad's garden,
you lousy coyote.

253
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,792
<b>[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS]</b>

254
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,754
<b>McENROE:</b> <i>Devi didn't consider herself</i>
<i>a particularly spiritual person,</i>

255
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,841
<i>but she couldn't deny that there was
something spooky going on here.</i>

256
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,261
<i>She felt as if she'd met
this coyote before,</i>

257
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,138
<i>as if they understood each other.</i>

258
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,813
<i>And then suddenly,
she knew exactly who this coyote was.</i>

259
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:29,896
Dad?

260
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,612
<i>After the supernatural occurrence
in her backyard,</i>

261
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,323
<i>Devi decided to search for answers
on the internet.</i>

262
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,533
<b>PAXTON:</b> Whoa.

263
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,617
It looks so good.

264
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,537
You killed it.
Like, it looks professional.

265
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,247
Thanks, Big P.

266
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,664
What?

267
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,209
'Cause earlier you called me Lil' D?

268
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,753
Oh, I did? Weird.

269
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,632
So... I just wrote out
the mission statement and pitch

270
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,468
explaining to shareholders
how Bunkr will link Londoners

271
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,054
with available bomb shelters
during the blitzkrieg.

272
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,890
Trent, did you do the logo?

273
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:05,975
Yeah.

274
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,559
Whoop-pa!

275
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,562
- The B stands for Bunkr.
- Nice.

276
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,147
Totally.

277
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,898
I'm just concerned it's a little simple.

278
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,943
Maybe we could add a person
hiding inside the B.

279
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,487
Nah. That sounds busy.
I like mine.

280
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,823
It was really cool of you to do
so much of the work.

281
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,986
And for what it's worth,
I did come up with a slogan.

282
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,033
That's great.

283
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,036
That's like ten percent of our grade.
What is it?

284
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,455
All right. Check me out.

285
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,249
"Bunkr. Just open up the app
by clicking on the icon.

286
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:33,335
Put in your address, and you'll find
a bunker in your neighborhood...

287
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,712
if one is available.

288
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,254
Bunkr."

289
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,549
<b>[LAUGHS]</b>
Yo, that slogan sucks.

290
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,010
Slogans are supposed to be short and sexy.

291
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,470
Like, "Live más."

292
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,846
Shut up, dude. It's good.

293
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,009
It's good if you wanna repeat
the class a third time.

294
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,505
Just let Devi write it.
She's the smart one in the group.

295
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,311
No. It was good, Paxton,

296
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,855
but maybe I'll just take a quick pass
over your guys' section.

297
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,538
Make sure
everything flows well together.

298
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,901
Yeah, whatever.
Just as long as we're done.

299
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,528
Yo, you still game
for the kickback this weekend?

300
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,905
Oh, hell yeah. I'm there.

301
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,032
It's gonna be sick.
My parents are out of town.

302
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,875
My cousin will
take me to BevMo to get booze.

303
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,368
You're having a no-parents party?

304
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:07,953
Uh...

305
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,517
I don't know if I'd call it that,
but yeah, it's gonna be fire.

306
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,059
Basically, everyone I know is invited.

307
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,375
Which reminds me--

308
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,710
To keg, or not to keg?

309
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,086
<b>TRENT:</b> That is the question.

310
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,546
<b>McENROE:</b> <i>Devi thought to herself:</i>

311
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,465
<i>if everyone Trent knew was invited,</i>

312
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,843
<i>and Trent, technically, knew her,
then wasn't she invited?</i>

313
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,847
<i>This kickback was the perfect chance
to show Paxton that she could be cool</i>

314
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,599
<i>and get sex back on the agenda.</i>

315
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,393
Jewber's a good idea.
You guys are crazy.

316
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,556
A ride-sharing app to help
the Jews escape the Nazis?

317
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,602
<b>[CHUCKLES]</b>
It's brilliant.

318
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,856
No, it's not.

319
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,943
It's an app that tells a stranger
the exact location of a Jewish person

320
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,569
and sends a car to round them up.

321
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,781
Whatever. It's a good idea
from the smartest person in the room,

322
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,242
and you're all hating on it
'cause you are anti-Semitic.

323
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,118
I actually am Jewish.

324
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,202
Oh.

325
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,996
You're fine, but you guys suck.

326
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,499
You're totally useless
without your Commander in Dork.

327
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,502
Devi is no dork.
She's a trailblazing Indian diva

328
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,504
that marches to the beat
of her own drummer.

329
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,799
<b>[CHUCKLES]</b> Last Halloween, she did
a couple's costume with a librarian.

330
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,843
That is pretty classic dork behavior.

331
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,930
Oh, yeah? Would a dork be sleeping
with Paxton Hall-Yoshida from school?

332
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,181
Uh-huh. Yeah, right.

333
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,099
It's true.

334
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,477
Devi V and Paxton H-Y are plundering
each other's bods on the reg.

335
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,562
Sure. Whatever.

336
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,648
Look, I'm gonna go do the project
on my own, like I wanted to before.

337
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,493
You guys will just have
to like what I make.

338
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,193
<b>[PHONE CHIMES]</b>

339
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:23,904
Oliver's here.

340
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,532
We're going to sit in his hot tub
and sing at each other.

341
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,615
Bye, queens.

342
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,786
I should get going, too.

343
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,873
Oh, I like your nails.
Those chickens are cute.

344
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,124
Thanks.

345
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,501
Uh, before you go, I wanted to ask.

346
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,088
A couple of my friends
and I are going to a fundraiser

347
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,340
for a queer youth center this weekend.

348
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,135
It should be cool, if you're interested.

349
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:48,916
Why would you invite me to that?

350
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,557
Because I thought you might be into it.

351
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,851
Why didn't you invite Eleanor and Ben?

352
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,770
I don't know.
They were sort of... a lot.

353
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,815
- And I thought maybe--
- I think you have the wrong idea about me.

354
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,532
So I'm going to my first party.

355
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,492
Well, that should be fun.

356
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,286
Which brings me to my question.

357
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,247
Do you mind going to the store
and buying me a thong?

358
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,666
- What?
- My mom won't buy them for me.

359
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,002
Just like a simple red lace thong

360
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,504
with a rhinestone phrase on the front
that says "do me."

361
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,008
I will <i>not</i> be buying you
a tacky-ass thong.

362
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,844
Fine. I'll just cut the cheeks out
of my normal underwear. Whatever.

363
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,513
What matters is, is that life is good now,

364
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,975
and I can basically forget about
all that bad stuff that happened before.

365
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,977
Well, forgetting is not the goal.

366
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,897
We're trying to process
all that's happened to you,

367
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,690
especially losing your father.

368
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,776
I am processing.

369
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,153
In fact,
I talked to my dad the other night.

370
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,698
Okay. You used the grief journal.

371
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,659
No. He came to me as a coyote.

372
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,453
Excuse me?

373
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,081
Are you gonna be weird about this?

374
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,044
Because if you are,
I'm not gonna talk about it.

375
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,044
You know, this is a safe space.
Go ahead.

376
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,795
Okay. Well...

377
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,423
the other night,
there was a coyote in my backyard,

378
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,967
and it was legit my dad.

379
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,343
He was in my dad's garden,

380
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,844
picked up my dad's tennis ball,

381
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,930
plus, his eyes...

382
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,432
It was just him!

383
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,478
That is a beautiful thing.

384
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,604
<b>DR. RYAN:</b> Hmm?

385
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,106
And going forward,

386
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,818
you might see your dad as a butterfly,

387
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,362
or a bird, or a gentle breeze, or--

388
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,446
No. Dr. Ryan,

389
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,783
I didn't see him metaphorically
with my heart or some shit.

390
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,995
My eyes saw my father's soul
in the body of a coyote.

391
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,288
Okay.

392
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,292
Well, if you see that coyote again,

393
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,169
I want you to talk to him.

394
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,839
Tell him what you're feeling, hmm?

395
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,174
- I will.
- Good girl.

396
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,386
So... if you're not gonna buy me a thong,

397
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,949
do you have any alcohol in here
that I could take to the party?

398
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,305
Out.

399
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,312
Hey, Mom. Sorry to interrupt,

400
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,441
but I actually have a chore of my own
that I have to do.

401
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,359
We didn't finish our project,

402
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,611
so now I have to go back to Trent's house.

403
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,030
I'm super bummed.

404
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,573
This project is not yet done?

405
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,825
Have you partnered with stupid people?

406
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:15,743
Mom, I told you.

407
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,986
The guidance counselor says
that parents aren't allowed

408
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,121
to use the S-word anymore.

409
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,290
This is why
the American school system is failing,

410
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,375
because everybody is treated
like they're special

411
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,836
when most of them should just drop out
and learn a trade.

412
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,380
Maybe if America had
more air traffic controllers,

413
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,798
we wouldn't be in debt to China.

414
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,843
Is your rant over, or can I go to Trent's?

415
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,763
Yeah, it's fine.
Take him a box of See's Candies.

416
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,930
Not the clusters.

417
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,183
Those are for my work associates.

418
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,060
No one in America does that, Mom.

419
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,812
Again, that is why China is beating us.

420
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,356
No child of mine shall go
to someone's house in the evening

421
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,901
without taking a delicious box
of confections for the parents.

422
00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,079
<b>[CHATTER OVER TV]</b>

423
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,331
Wait. Are you watching <i>Riverdale?</i>

424
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,250
Yes. I had to start from the beginning
to understand their journeys.

425
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,837
What's so interesting about this show
is everyone has different backgrounds,

426
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,255
- but they're all hot.
- Cool.

427
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,132
Well, I'm gonna go study
at a friend's house.

428
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,936
That's why I borrowed
your thigh-high boots.

429
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,552
I don't understand the correlation.

430
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,970
- Why would you--
- <b>[DOOR SLAMS]</b>

431
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,141
<b>[OVER TV]</b>
<i>...I am glad that you're safe,</i>

432
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,976
<i>and as much as I like Jughead,</i>

433
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,940
<i>I am so glad that you are done
with that family.</i>

434
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,564
<i>Done? I love Jughead.</i>

435
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,693
<i>He's as much as
my family as you are.</i>

436
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,278
<i>More so right now.</i>

437
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,447
<i>You are not going anywhere, young lady.</i>

438
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,051
<b><font color=

439
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,952
<i>Do not push me tonight, Mom,</i>

440
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,956
<i>because I will push back.</i>

441
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,581
<b>KAMALA:</b> Oh, Betty.

442
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,252
How brave you are
to stand up to your parents.

443
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,509
<b>[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

444
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,180
Oh, hey. What are you doing here?

445
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,432
Did you forget your calculator
or something?

446
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,144
Whoa! Devi, you came.

447
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,187
And you brought California Brittle.

448
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,231
This slaps. Come in.

449
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,985
- Do you want a drink?
- Oh, yeah.

450
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,445
Beer me. Love that bread soda.

451
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,072
Do people call it that?

452
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,573
Yeah, I think they do.

453
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,367
Are you not having one?

454
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,829
No. I don't drink during swim season.
You gotta keep the body right, you know?

455
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,038
Yeah, totally.

456
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,082
If I had your body,
I'd treat it right too.

457
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,212
I'm so sorry.
That was such a weird thing to say.

458
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,421
It's all right.
You're a weird girl.

459
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,504
<b>McENROE:</b> <i>Hey, I don't know</i>
<i>what any of this means.</i>

460
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,426
<i>That was like an insult,
but ended with some flirty touching?</i>

461
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,345
<i>In my day, if you liked someone,
you pointed to them in the stands,</i>

462
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,709
<i>and they threw their bra at you.</i>

463
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,599
<i>This? I don't know what this is.</i>

464
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,682
Yo, yo, yo.

465
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,060
Phil took some shrooms.
He's having a bad trip.

466
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,228
You wanna go mess with him?

467
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,230
Hell yeah.
Does your mom have any old dolls?

468
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,149
- He'll shit himself.
- Oh, yeah.

469
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,524
<b>PAXTON:</b> Phil!

470
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,911
Hey. I think we go to the
same eye doctor.

471
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,287
Next to Chipotle?

472
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,917
'Sup, people? Who wants some 'za?

473
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,670
I wish he brought tacos.

474
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,216
<b>[SCOFFS]</b>

475
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,800
Can I get you a Gatorade?

476
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,720
- 'Cause you seem real thirsty.
- What are you doing here?

477
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,923
Shouldn't you be counting your friends
on two fingers?

478
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,182
<b>[SCOFFS]</b>
You're one to talk.

479
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,476
How are you even here?
These people don't like you.

480
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,519
Yeah, they do.
Hey, what's up, Trent?

481
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,189
Whatever.

482
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,691
Shira plays field hockey with Zoe,
so she invited us.

483
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,236
- And there it is.
- Yeah. Who are you here with?

484
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,030
I've basically been talking
to Paxton all night.

485
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,573
So I guess I'd say him.

486
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,492
Oh, yeah? That Paxton?

487
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,953
Oh, my God, Paxton, stop it.

488
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,916
You're gonna, like, make me spill
my vodka cran.

489
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,833
Wow, Paxton and Zoe.
It's a pretty hot couple, huh?

490
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,217
<b>[SCOFFS]</b> She's only hot
from the boobs down...

491
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,836
and the chin up.

492
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,714
But her neck is kinda busted.

493
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,841
<b>McENROE:</b> <i>What made Devi most sad</i>

494
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,844
<i>wasn't seeing Paxton
all over the hottest girl in her grade.</i>

495
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,390
<i>It was that she let herself believe
she actually had a shot with him.</i>

496
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,684
- <b>[COUGHS]</b>
<i>- </i>Whoa, maybe you should slow down.

497
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,102
Maybe you should shut up.

498
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,436
Well...

499
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,317
<b>McENROE:</b> <i>Drunk and rude,</i>

500
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,154
<i>Devi was indulging in what I would call
self-destructive behavior.</i>

501
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,740
Holy shit! There's a coyote on the lawn.

502
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,659
<b>[WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

503
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,159
<b><font color=

504
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,954
Whoa. What are you doing?

505
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,456
Don't worry. He won't hurt me.

506
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,083
<b>GIRL:</b> Devi, be careful.

507
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:37,963
Dad?

508
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,424
I knew it was you.

509
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,634
I miss you so much.

510
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,262
You're here to cheer me up, right?

511
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:47,514
- <b>[DEVI YELLS]</b>
- <b>[CROWD GASPS]</b>

512
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,183
<b>DEVI:</b> Ah! No!

513
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,352
Yo, a coyote just ate one of the UN!

514
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,855
That was like a straight-up
Red Riding Hood, man.

515
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,106
Are you dead?

516
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,399
<b><font color=

517
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,070
Come on. Just hold on to me.
I got you.

518
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,949
<b>[ENGINE STARTS]</b>

519
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:12,122
Oh, my God, you guys. I should have
never gone to the kickback without you.

520
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,457
I legit got mauled.

521
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,043
<i>Who cares? You're with Paxton, right?</i>

522
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,421
<i>You're gonna have hospital sex</i>
<i>like on </i>Grey's Anatomy.

523
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,591
<i>Oh! Try to do it upright
in the supply closet.</i>

524
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,635
I don't think I have access
to the supply closet.

525
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,763
<i>Fine. Then just do it in the morgue.</i>

526
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,206
I'm not gonna do it in the morgue.

527
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,682
Do what in the morgue?

528
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,684
- <b>[ENDS CALL]</b>
- Uh... steal bones.

529
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,479
Yeah, good call.
You could, like, go to jail for that.

530
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,689
Thanks.

531
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,603
- Hey, you're all over Instagram right now.
- What do you mean?

532
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,027
Yeah, everyone thinks you died.

533
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,529
Let's take a pic.
Let them know you're good.

534
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,872
Wait. You're posting that to your grid?

535
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,083
Not just a temporary story?

536
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,376
Yeah. Tag yourself in it.

537
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,380
Can I ask you?

538
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,082
What were you thinking
getting so close to that coyote?

539
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:09,846
This is gonna sound insane,
but I thought it was my dead dad.

540
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:15,310
Obviously it wasn't,
because, you know, it bit me.

541
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,187
I feel you.

542
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,065
Wait. So you don't think I'm crazy?

543
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,942
No, I think you're crazy,

544
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,236
but in a good way.

545
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,613
<b>McENROE:</b> <i>Wait. Was this it?</i>

546
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,990
<i>Was this the moment
Devi had been waiting for?</i>

547
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,659
That's why it's cool we're friends.

548
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,868
<i>Friends?</i>

549
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,664
<i>Ouch! I bet that hurts worse
than that coyote bite.</i>

550
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,374
Goddamn it, Devi!

551
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:38,834
Who are you? What are you doing?

552
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,252
Hi, Dr. Vishwakumar.

553
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:44,339
Devi got bit by a coyote,
but she's in stable condition now.

554
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,550
Oh, is she? Is she in stable condition?

555
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,633
How are her vitals?

556
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,928
Tell me more, Dr. Walking HPV Infection.

557
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,888
- Get the hell out of here.
- Mom!

558
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,306
Get out.

559
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,810
Oh, my God, <i>kanna.</i>
Do you know how worried I was

560
00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,396
when I got a call you'd been eaten
by a wild animal?

561
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,983
Then I got here and the nurse told me
all this happened

562
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:03,984
because you were drunk!

563
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,652
Ow, my shoulder!

564
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:08,864
What on Earth possessed you
to misbehave this way, huh?

565
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,740
I know. I know I messed up.

566
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,659
I was just trying to be a normal teenager.

567
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,911
Normal teenagers end up in prison.

568
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,663
Or worse, working in Jersey Mike's.

569
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:17,747
I hope you had fun,

570
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,417
because you are grounded
until the day you graduate.

571
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,211
No, no. I'm sorry.
Until the day your kids graduate.

572
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,172
I'll go find your doctor now.

573
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:27,966
<b><font color=

574
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,510
<b>[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]</b>

575
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,107
Kamala? What are you doing here?

576
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,991
I thought you might like some
loaded baked potato tots, hold the bacon.

577
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,864
Look, this is really nice, but...

578
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,536
I think it's too hard for us
to be just friends.

579
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,247
I'm not here to be friends.
I want to be with you...

580
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,424
even if you were
from the wrong side of town,

581
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,260
or your dad was in jail
for embezzling money.

582
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:05,812
I was with you up until that last part.

583
00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:07,713
I'm sorry.

584
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,925
I just watched 16 hours of <i>Riverdale.</i>

585
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,427
Plus, some fan fiction
where Jughead kisses Harry Potter.

586
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:13,970
So, wait.

587
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,263
You wanna be with me?

588
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,723
<b>[SIGHS]</b>
Yes.

589
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,350
<b>[LAUGHS]</b>

590
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,356
But what about your family?

591
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,358
I don't care what they think.

592
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,736
But also, I'm not going to tell them
about this,

593
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:32,531
and we'll still just pretend
I'm getting an arranged marriage.

594
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:33,614
Is that okay?

595
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,350
I stopped listening after you said
you wanted to be with me.

596
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,377
<b><font color=
from catastrophic bomb attacks.

597
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,754
Imagine you're waking up
to a normal day in Hiroshima,

598
00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,756
and you're wondering
if it's safe to go outside.

599
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,551
Looks like Monday and Tuesday,
clear skies.

600
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,874
Why don't you head to the park?

601
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,762
But what's that coming up on Wednesday?

602
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,223
Uh-oh, it's an atomic bomb...
<b>[IMITATES EXPLOSION]</b>

603
00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,516
so get out of town,

604
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,059
but don't go to Nagasaki.

605
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,897
Very inventive. Very inventive.

606
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,190
All right, next group.

607
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,150
Paxton, Trent, and Devi.

608
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,905
So our group made an app called Bunkr.

609
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,825
Imagine being in France
in the middle of the blitzkeg.

610
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,908
Blitzkrieg.

611
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,948
How do you find a safe place to hide
so that you don't get exploded?

612
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,374
With Bunkr, you can locate safe spots
to hide within your neighborhood,

613
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,501
whether from a German bomber or--

614
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,003
Or a coyote, whoo!

615
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,504
Coyote girl! Yeah!

616
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,798
Coyote girl Whoo!

617
00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,968
Coyote girl! Whoo!

618
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,136
Coyote girl!

619
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:38,763
<b><font color=

620
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:39,973
<b>[YIPPING, WHOOPING]</b>

621
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,183
- Coyote girl!
- Whoo!

622
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,521
<b>McENROE:</b> <i>The coyote</i>
<i>may not have been her dad</i>

623
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,107
<i>trying to communicate with her
from the other side,</i>

624
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,359
<i>but ultimately, he was a friend.</i>

625
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,069
<b>[WHOOPING CONTINUES]</b>

626
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:56,140
What do you think will happen
to you on a full moon though?

627
00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,700
- That's a werewolf, dude.
- Oh, yeah. <b><font color=

628
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,577
Hey, Eve. I--

629
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:05,206
Hey, Fab, you want
to go to Yogurtland after school?

630
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,043
If we get enough samples,
we can squeeze them into a big cup.

631
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,963
Alex, as appealing as that date sounds,

632
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,758
I think you need to find another woman
to get yogurt with.

633
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,058
Hey, Tiffany, you wanna go
to Yogurtland after school?

634
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,685
If we get enough samples,
we can squeeze them into a big cup.

635
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:26,769
Mm-hmm.

636
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,895
Sick.

637
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,614
<b><font color=

638
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,911
<b>GEARS BROSNAN:</b> <i>Hello. How are you?</i>

639
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,332
<b>[TYPING]</b>

640
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,711
<i>I am a robot.</i>

641
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:54,589
<b>[PHONE CHIMES]</b>

642
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,049
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

643
00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,178
<i>♪ Fly ♪</i>

644
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,933
<i>♪ Dream about ♪</i>

645
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:10,146
<i>♪ What happens ♪</i>

646
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:15,652
<i>♪ Anyway you stack it up... ♪</i>

647
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:17,153
<b>GEARS BROSNAN:</b> <i>I'm gay.</i>

648
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:21,741
<i>♪ Dream about ♪</i>

649
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:25,912
<i>♪ The days to come ♪</i>

650
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:32,168
<i>♪ All is healed ♪</i>

651
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:39,843
<i>♪ Don't stop dreaming ♪</i>

652
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:47,851
<i>♪ Don't you stop dreaming ♪</i>

653
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:53,231
<i>♪ Think of this ♪</i>

654
00:28:54,065 --> 00:29:00,822
<i>♪ And even though I've given up ♪</i>

655
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:05,952
<i>♪ I've got to give ♪</i>

656
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:11,750
<i>♪ Don't stop dreaming ♪</i>

